The Basics

I. Wazzup

  •  Description

Here Lies the blog of a typical college student, full of concerns that might seem petty in a few more years, plus some occasional fits of rage and embarrassment.

  • Purpose

A convenient online dump  for whatever  comes my way. Obligatory Clique Warning: Read at your own risk. My inner thoughts and opinions suck a lot when read by anyone but me.

II. The Blogger 

  • Ingredients

5tbsp of Female

10tbsp of Perversion

6 grams of Insufferable Pride    

1 whole pack of Lazy Bum

7mL of Sketching Habit

2 cups of Temperamental

1 bottle of Judgemental

2 sachets of Erratic Thoughts

1 slice of Insecurity and Pessimism

5 cans of Incurable Internet Addiction

  • Equipment

University oven
Family spoon
Peers mortar and pestle
Internet electric mixer
Bowl of Social Gatherings

  • Process
  1. Put all ingredients into a bowl of Social Gatherings. Wait until a shade of Social Anxiety emerges.
  2. Mix Social Anxiety tinted concoction with a Family spoon and mildly crush with a Peers mortar and pestle.
  3. Scramble ingredients further with an Internet electric mixer. This will cause a sudden slow-down of the Academic process. Force yourself to stop after 1am.
  4. Heat mixture in University oven (Deadline temperature) until it shows signs of Pressure and Sleep Drepivation. This should produce either a rough texture of Control Freak or Utter Resignation.
  5. Leave on the bed until it cools down.
  6. Add a layer of freezing Indifference and Lack of Facial Emotion if desired.
  7. Repeat for 17 years.
  8. Enjoy!
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One thought on “The Basics

  1. Samjoth Sashidharan says:

    Cute..!!! 🙂

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